January 2012
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Squitten
n. A cat with unusually short forelegs or unusually long hind legs that resembles a squirrel generally used to refer to cats with underdeveloped radius bones or related conditions that produce stunted forelegs.
The question is, are squittens edible or stackable?
…Or both!?!
On Romney.
D: What would someone do with as much money as Mitt Romney?
A: You mean besides donate it to the Mormon church?
Nique: I'd make a Scrooge McDuck vault.
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“No one built this country on their own. This nation is great because we built it...”
– President Barack Obama, from last night’s SOTU address
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Man dies from sneezing →
I knew I hated sneezing with good reason.
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James Carter and the Prisoners - Po Lazarus
Lord,...
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“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive...”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Zombie dogs.
Suspended Animation:
In June 2005 scientists at the University of Pittsburgh’s Safar Center for Resuscitation Research announced they had managed to bring dogs back to life, most of them without brain damage, by draining the blood out of the dogs’ bodies and injecting a low temperature solution into their circulatory systems, which in turn keeps the bodies alive in stasis. After three...
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saraband
sar·a·band, n.
1. a stately court dance of the 17th and 18th centuries resembling the minuet
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