November 2008
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
And an excellent real life Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
They Masturbate Turkeys, Don't They?
You learn something every day. It’s true.
Farmers in the US now breed turkeys with so much white breast meat that the turkeys cannot mate by themselves. Farmers must collect the male turkeys’ sperm and inject it into the hens with syringes.
“Collecting semen from a chicken or turkey is done by stimulating the copulatory organ to protrude by massaging the abdomen and the back...
Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a time, so that you...
– 1 Corinthians 7:5.
As discussed on 22 words. Highlight comment: “My husband teases me sometimes, and says, ‘Now, honey, I’m only desiring sex for your spiritual benefit. I don’t want Satan to get a foothold in our marriage.’ True, but funny when he says it.”
Organic vs. Conventional Thanksgivings...The Tally →
Organic isn’t always worth it anyway…
Some Cancers May Go Away →
…because of prayer.
Any friends you have in the humanities, that, y’know, read books and play...
– My lab professor
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Tilly & the Wall on SESAME STREET on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
from http://blog.mcjawn.com/2008/11/tilly-wall-on-sesame-st.html
Most appropriate band for Sesame Street ever.
But. This video is considerably lamer than Feist, REM…even (gasp) Destiny’s Child.
That’s what happens when you neglect to put the muppets in your music video, Tilly.
Family Guy's Cleveland is getting his own show. →
davidmunk:
Starts Fall ‘09.
“Cleveland’s neighbors also include a family of talking anthropomorphic bears (the husband, Tim, is to be voiced by MacFarlane while the wife, Arianna, is to be voiced by Arianna Huffington).” (Emphasis mine)
Shark = jumped.
In more optimistic Fox cartoon news, the Michael Hurwitz animated show starts this spring, so hopefully that should be okay.
Michael Hurwitz...
You only get 61. →
Poor chickens →
I’m glad my eggs don’t explode inside me.
Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, the...
– 1 John 2:15-16
Rahm Emanuel Facts →
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Odd realization of the day
Obama is likely to be president for the next eight years.
If I have children, I will likely have them before I am 30.
I am eight years from being 30.
The birth-president of my babies was elected this past Tuesday. That’s pretty cool.
Sarah Palin tried to make her own concession... →
Lollapalooza set to stay in Chicago for at least the next ten years. This makes...
– Chicagoist.
This made me smile.
Historic Elections are everywhere: Bacon versus... →