R: If you don't have money to spend on beer, you should just get a bunch of people together and go cow tipping.
Me: Yeah, but in order to go cow tipping we would need a lot of beer.
Sprinkles would not exist in a utilitarian society.– Em, in response to my expressing love for the frivolity of sprinkles.
He shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the...– US Constitution, Article II, Section 3.
Bez práce nejsou koláče.– Czech Proverb. “Without work, there is no cake.”
Egg watchers →
Brilliant! How big is your egg? Was it from the fridge? How do you want it cooked? And then they tell you how long it will take and play you a youtube video of that time length. Brilliant!
Why do I ever like someone's status on facebook?
funwithfire: I hate all the notifications I get after I do. Because, superficial as it is, hitting the “like” button on the internet might make someone smile.
funktastik: Dear Tumblr-folk, Today is my birthday. I am twenty. Until today I had never experienced someone else blowing out my birthday candles before I had the chance. My sister decided to show me how this feels today. She is 23. Because of this my wish won’t come true. This is sad, because the wish was about you. Sincerely, the birthday boy P.S. my mother tells me if someone else blows...
I missed Squirrel Appreciation Day! →
OH NO! SAD was yesterday! (ooh, awful acronym for such a joyous holiday.) Observance of SqAD (?) shall be hereby moved to this weekend. I have too much appreciation for just one day. via.
Okkervil River - Westfall Listened to a lot of...
The US Isn't as Free as It Used to Be →
subtitle: Canada Now Boasts North America’s Freest Economy. Awesome that they don’t give the objective scale of the 10 categories of economic freedom that they measured.
Shouldn’t there be safeguards against the majority voting on the rights of...– Jane Lynch, via.
I woke up to the radio talking about MLK Day. I was half asleep listening to it, so I had some weird dream about it being Martin Luther Day. I read the 95 Theses on the church door right after he nailed them there.