Lissie - Bad Romance This is what my dad puts on...
Good relationships feel good. They feel right. They don’t hurt. They’re not...– Michelle Obama
Seeing Matinees Leads to Run-ins with Old People
Me: Is this seat taken?
Old Lady 1: Ah, no, here, make yourself comfortable. My, that is a lot of popcorn.
Me: Haha, yes, I like popcorn.
Old Lady 2: Well you know if you sit here, we get to eat some popcorn.
Old Lady 1: I remember when popcorn was 25 cents a bag!
Old Man: She was just kidding, dear. We aren't going to eat your popcorn.
Old Lady 2: Yes, we won't eat it. My dentist said that eating popcorn is actually bad for your teeth. It gets all stuck in there.
Old Lady 2: Oh, not your teeth, you're much too young to have those problems.
I spent a lot of money today, so tomorrow I am just going to sit in the corner...– my dad
Sourdough + butter + radishes + salt
Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable I bought too...
Hurt people hurt people.
I have zero tolerance for women changing their behavior to suit a man’s...– Professor, on gender relations in the sciences.
The orbitals of lower energy are filled in first with the electrons and only...– Aufbau Principle. Aufbau, from the German meaning “building up, construction”.
On bin Laden
I keep thinking that it’s wrong to rejoice in someone’s death, that no matter who they were they had a mother and a father and someone who once loved them for some reason. Hate brings on more hate, and it’s not right to feel good about someone dying violently. This person had a first word, a favorite food, and maybe a pet who misses their warm lap. And then I remember that this...